Name change...help please

Having posted recently about the coaching problems I think we have, a few comments relating to my rather out of date name appeared to be the order of the day.

With this in mind I'm open to any ideas...

The funniest/most popular will be my choice and I might check in afetr a few days to put them to the vote.

Might give us something else to think about in this rather sticky period...

I have a few but sure you lot can come up with better :

And Burleys special prize...

Burleyesque

Burleys and cream

Crystal Parish

Crystal Phallus

Oh I give up...